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Extra Kamee-na BAcha!
Son: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hai Na?
Dad: Haan Per Tumhen Kese Pta?
Son: Apki Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Me Sirf 5 Month Ka Fark Hai
Dad: Haan Per Tumhen Kese Pta?
Son: Apki Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Me Sirf 5 Month Ka Fark Hai
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Short Sardar Joke
Sardar strikes again.....
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see anyone before u die?
Patient: Yes........ A good doctor.
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see anyone before u die?
Patient: Yes........ A good doctor.
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Fastest Marriage Proposal Agreement
Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai??
Girl - Nahi par...
...'BANANA Khana' ata hai...
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And they get married....
Girl - Nahi par...
...'BANANA Khana' ata hai...
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And they get married....
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Nirmal Baba Jokes (Chaddi samasya)
Bhakt : Baba mujh se ladki nahi patti
Nirmal baba : Chaddi kaun si pahnte ho
Bhakt : Baba rupa ki chaddi pehenta hu
Baba : Bas yahi kripa ruki hui hai... tum rupa ki chaddi pehnoge, toh rupa tumse todina pategi...
Bhakt: Koi upai bataiye baba...
Baba: tum rupa ko uski chaddi lotado... aur nade wali chaddi silwalo... Kripa aani shuru hojaegi... tumara kaam hojaega...
Bhakt: Koi upai bataiye baba...
Baba: tum rupa ko uski chaddi lotado... aur nade wali chaddi silwalo... Kripa aani shuru hojaegi... tumara kaam hojaega...
Nirmal Baba Jokes (Bachha nahi ho raha)
Follower :Babaji mujhe aulad nahi ho rahi, kya karoon?
Nirmal Baba: Apni patni se last time kab mile ho?
Follower: 2 sal ho gaye, main doosre shahar me kam ke liye rahta hoon...
Nirmal Baba: Tumhare ghar ke uupar koon rahta hai?
Follower: Ek Sharmaji rahte hain...
Nirmal Baba: Apni patni ko kao, apni building me ana jana shroo karen,UPPAR se kripa aani shroo ho jayegi, tumhara kam poora ho jayega....
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Narmal Baba Jokes (Piles Samasya)
Bhakt: Baba Muje Piles hua hai....
Nirmal Baba: Teekha bohot khate ho...?
Bhakt: Jee babaji...
Nirmal Baba: Khana banate waqt uska teekhapan check karte ho...?
Bhakt: Jee babaji...
Nirmal Baba: Kaise check karte ho..?
Bhakt: Bas khana banate waqt usme apni ungli dubokar, apne mu se chak kar check karta hu...
Nirmal Baba: Bas yahi Krupa ruki hui hai...
Bhakt: woh kese babaji...?
Nirmal Baba: Ungli mu me daalne se kya hoga? jaha takleef hai waha check karo... Fir krupa aani shuru ho jaegi... aur tumara kaam ho jaega...
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Nirmal Baba Jokes
Nirmal baba aur unke 6 Trainee baba 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg baba(Nirmal baba) ko Pranam kar poochta hain …
“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”
Nirmal Baba sabse chote baba ko pukarta hain…
Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”
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Funny SMS
Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
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When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body...
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face...
When men calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes...
But when they call you beautiful,,,
They are Lying.......;)
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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
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Man in bar orders kingfisher beer!
Lady next to him- What a coincidence, Even i have ordered kingfisher.
Man- I'm celebrating.
Lady- Me too.
Man- What a coincidence. Y r u celebrating?
Lady- my husband & I have tried 4yrs for a baby. Today I'm pregnant.
Man- What a coincidence. I am a farmer, frm 4yrs my hens wer infertile, today all laying eggs.
Lady- Wow, How did that happened?
Man- I used a different cock.!
Lady SMILED, winked her eyes & said:- WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!
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~:Men are like Bluetooth:~
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..
~:Women are like Wi-Fi:~
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
-------------------------------------------------------
When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body...
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face...
When men calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes...
But when they call you beautiful,,,
They are Lying.......;)
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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
-------------------------------------------------------
Man in bar orders kingfisher beer!
Lady next to him- What a coincidence, Even i have ordered kingfisher.
Man- I'm celebrating.
Lady- Me too.
Man- What a coincidence. Y r u celebrating?
Lady- my husband & I have tried 4yrs for a baby. Today I'm pregnant.
Man- What a coincidence. I am a farmer, frm 4yrs my hens wer infertile, today all laying eggs.
Lady- Wow, How did that happened?
Man- I used a different cock.!
Lady SMILED, winked her eyes & said:- WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!
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~:Men are like Bluetooth:~
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..
~:Women are like Wi-Fi:~
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...
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Contraceptive Retailer
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy
about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday
for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on
her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the
contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask
for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom won't even
be used.
The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the
shop, put out his hand and said "350".
The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her
predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"
her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his
legs. "Yes!" she said " He's got one hanging there!"
The boss said "Go back in and give him £3.50, he's the window cleaner!"
about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday
for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on
her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the
contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask
for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom won't even
be used.
The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the
shop, put out his hand and said "350".
The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her
predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"
her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his
legs. "Yes!" she said " He's got one hanging there!"
The boss said "Go back in and give him £3.50, he's the window cleaner!"
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